Alaska’s More Important Laws

In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

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While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

It is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist.-Sec. 44.62.270. State policy.

Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs.

“Now don’t let me ever see your face again,” said the Justice sternly as the defendant turned to go.

“I’m afraid I can’t promise that, sir,” said the released man.

“And why not?”

“Because I’m the barman at your regular pub!”

Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how tall is a penguin?”

“About two and a half feet.”

“Thank God!” cried Monahan. “I thought I ran over a nun!”

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself “I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light.”

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right though. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through and she turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!”

Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh, am I driving?”

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hot Air!
Hot Air who?
Hot air pardner, how ya doin’?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
House!
House who?
House you doing!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
House boy!
House boy who?
Great, House boy you?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard can it be to guess a Knock Knock
joke?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard like to be outside for a change?