Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Odysseus!
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ogre!
Ogre who?
Ogre take a flying leap!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ohio!
Ohio who?
Ohio Silver!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ohio!
Ohio who?
Ohio feeling!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Okra!
Okra who?
Okra Winfrey!
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donovan!
Donovan who?
Donovan know your own name!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dora!
Dora who?
Dora wood!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris slammed on my finger. Ouch!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dotty!
Dotty who?
Dotty way the cookie crumbles!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doug!
Doug who?
Doug good deeds and you’ll go to heaven!
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
Gene Robinson, 24, was arrested in Dayton, Tenn., after having sat for part of a session as a member of a grand jury hearing drug cases. He had already voted on 20 indictments when the next name that came up was his. He raised his hand, said, “That’s me,” and excused himself. His fellow members indicted him, and police arrested him at his home a short time later.
Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk ?
The light went out, but where to ?
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have?
Why is it you have a “pair” of pants and only one bra?
How come when I call Information they can’t tell me where my keys are?
Why do people go to Burger King and Order a Double Whopper with a Large French Fry and insist on getting a Diet Coke?
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?