A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush’s jumped the Game Warden !!

Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden.

After about a half mile the fella stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally caught up to him.

“Lets see yer fishin license, Boy !!” the Warden gasped.

With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.i||3galr3pr0duct|on0fa!h!a!j0k3s

“Well, son”, said the Game Warden, ” You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks !! You don’t have to run from me if you have a valid license!”

“Yes Sir”, replied the young feller,” But my friend back there, well, he don’t have one”…

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anka!
Anka who?
Anka the ship!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ankansas!
Ankansas who?
Ankansas though any piece of wood!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ankara!
Ankara who?
Ankara went off the cliff!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ann!
Ann who?
Anndromeda Strain!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna one, anna two…!

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line into a comfortable chair by his desk.
The lawyer said, “I don’t mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?”
St. Peter replied, “Well, I’ve added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!”

Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

All bathtubs must have feet.

A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.

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All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.

It is illegal to sleep naked.

Hibbing
It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.

Minneapolis
Red cars can not drive down Lake Street

St. Cloud
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.

Virginia
You’re not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

Denny’s resturants are also open 24 hours a day. When they decided to close last Christmas (first time ever), they realized that a lot of doors did not have locks, most of those that did have locks, no one knew where to find the keys!

I wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

I won’t rise to the occasion, but I’ll slide over to it.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

Okay, who put a “stop payment” on my reality check?

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?