Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Watson!
Watson who?
Watson television!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Watusi!
Watusi who?
Watusi is what you get!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wayne!
Wayne who?
Wayne are you coming over to my house!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Weevil!
Weevil who?
Weevil work it out!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Welk!
Welk who?
Welk-ome home!
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area!
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog!
What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?
Hop on!
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad!
Whats the world weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole!
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily!
What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amazon!
Amazon who?
Amazon of a gun!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amin!
Amin who?
Amin thing to do!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ammonia!
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amory!
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amsterdam!
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock
jokes!
What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?
Mice Krispies!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What is a mouse’s favorite record?
‘Please cheese me’!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Mice cubes!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
Casual Fridays:
Week 1 - Memo No. 1
Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice.
Week 3 - Memo No. 2
Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual Day. Neither are string ties, rodeo belt buckles or moccasins.
Week 6 - Memo No. 3
Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude. When planning Friday’s wardrobe, remember image is a key to our success.
Week 8 - Memo No. 4
A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at 4 p.m. Friday in the cafeteria. A fashion show will follow. Attendance is mandatory.
Week 9 - Memo No. 5
As an outgrowth of Friday’s seminar, a 14-member Casual Day Task Force has been appointed to prepare guidelines for proper casual-day dress.
Week 14 - Memo No. 6
The Casual Day Task Force has now completed a 30-page manual entitled “Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company Standards.” A copy has been distributed to every employee. Please review the chapter “You Are What You Wear” and consult the “home casual” versus “business casual” checklist before leaving for work each Friday. If you have doubts about the appropriateness of an item of clothing, contact your CDTF representative before 7 a.m. on Friday.
Week 18 - Memo No. 7
Our Employee Assistant Plan (EAP) has now been expanded to provide support for psychological counseling for employees who may be having difficulty adjusting to Casual Day.
Week 20 - Memo No. 8
Due to budget cuts in the HR Department we are no longer able to effectively support or manage Casual Day. Casual Day will be discontinued, effective immediately.