Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”

“Of course they do!” protested his mother. “What makes you ask?”

“There are so many soldiers with beards but I never saw any pictures of angels with beards.”

“Oh, that’s because most men who go to Heaven get there by a close shave.”

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