Reptile jokes
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn!
Where do you get frogs eggs?
At the spawn shop!
What’s a toads favorite sweet?
Lollihops!
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent!
How did the toad die?
He simply croaked!
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom!
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
Hop in!
What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?
Reptiles!
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